coolkate

Gross.

2006-10-05T08:06:49Z

Tonight was the first time in a long time since I have read any of my past entries.

and upon doing so, I realized:
A. I used to swear a lot.
B, I never want to swear again.
C. I hope noone intelligent ever reads what I have written.

I want to delete this whole account due to hating myself 7 months ago.
I hope I changed at least a little bit.

Justin Hiltz, maybe?

2006-04-10T21:01:00Z

So, my ichat/aim-both are not working. it keeps popping up that it has been "timed out"
I have no idea what this means.
but, if someone does.. can they please help me?

its driving me insane.

thank you<3

coolkate @ 2006-03-23T13:29:00

2006-03-23T18:30:25Z

sometimes I get real sad.

right now is that sometimes.

coolkate @ 2006-03-15T20:40:00

2006-03-16T01:41:16Z

<33333333333333333333.

thats all.

Thanks to Heartless and not having much to do in life.

2006-03-14T16:41:53Z

My ex is: crazy.

I feel: Tired. and slightly annoyed.

Maybe I should: take a nap.

I love: vodka.strawberryblondes.actually, alchohol in general. music.dancing. roadtrips. boys.my Friends.

I don't understand: how I get lost every single time i go into Boston.

I lose: my cell phone every 5 seconds

People say: I should get a job.

Love is: Lies.

I will always: drink my coffee black.

Forever seems: twenty one.

I think the current President: is a fucking toolbag.

When I woke up in the morning: my mouth was like the Sahara so...I drank flat 7up

I get annoyed when: im sober around drunk people.

Parties are: my job.

My dog is: a fucking asshole.
Kisses are the worst when: theyre unwanted.

Today I: was up at seven, got lost. laughed a whole lot. almost died via cotton mouth. stole Kacis Lindsey Lohan magazine.ate a bagel. took a shower. got angry.

Tomorrow i'm going to: sleep for as long as possible

I really want: to get a job, move out of my house, and potentially keep my room clean. all of these thing will never happen.

I have low tolerance for people who: liiiee for no fucking reason.

If I had a million dollars I would: buy you a fur coat. but not a real fur coat, thats cruel.

coolkate @ 2006-01-23T02:45:00

2006-01-23T07:50:10Z

I miss my laptop.
I havent really been computer savy lately.
so, im really happy to have my mac back into my arms.

For some reason. I have been extremely stressed out lately. I dont really have an actual reason why.. I just am. which is stressing me out even more.

I miss a lot of my friends. So if your reading this, respond and hang out with me.

I saw Digie the other night and it basically made my month.

I also really like POP. the club, that is.
and I plan on hitting up eighties night on Tuesday.
so, come and dance with me.
I will love you forever.

Its really late. I have to wake up early. and i just had to call my brother to come upstairs because I locked myself in my room.
(my doorknob is broken)

Im eating chips and salsa. I really shouldnt be.

If anyone is reading this and they have boobs. get the ipex uplifting bra from Victoria Secrets. It will change your life. im sure.
Thank you Super and Tall K for changing my life with it.

Thsi entry is pointless. but I really hope some of my long lost friends will comment. because i miss you. all. dearly.

<3

coolkate @ 2006-01-19T19:04:00

2006-01-20T00:05:42Z

Today is Kaci's 21st birthday.

which means.. tonight she is 21.

and I have my fake ID.

so. basically. what im trying to say.. is..

tonight may just very well be my last night alive.

if you want, you can have my stereo.

Kate.

coolkate @ 2006-01-08T02:04:00

2006-01-08T07:43:12Z

with all our brain power. and all our might.
Kaci y Kate. will write a play tonight.

Scene 1:

[boy walks in the room holding a savory scrumptious chocolaty treat]
Girl1: "Hey, Whatchya' got there? Roman Nougert?"
boy: "The cum of all candy? good. very very good." (say 'good' in an accent)

[The boy then turns and with just a blink of the eye "BAMMM SHHHAAAABAM SMACKER CRACKER SLAM" both girls were smacked in the face with an old rubber glove. and that was the last they could handle from this Nougert hogging beast.]

Girl1: "Lets grab our bazookas and assinate him. immediatly."
Girl2: "Gum?"
Girl1: "Yes, I love the comics." [say in an English Accent while pointing pinky to mouth]

[far away in another land]
Boy: "Iv been sitting and pondering of the worlds greatest unknown. How to please a fat chick.. and live."
Boy2: "Make sure shes not choking on her own fat. then, towel her off.. and give her a snack."
Boy: "but, what if I choke on her fat and die first?"
Boy2: "your fucked. literally."

[Back to the closer land]
Girl1: "How can we assinate the boys?"
Girl2: "lets have them bone a fat chick"
Girl1: "Jeenyus! If he doesnt choke on her fat.. then when she does, he will corrude beneath her."
Girl1 and Girl2: Mwaahahahahaha mwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha muahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. [starts coughing]
Girl1: "yo, but first.. pass me that pipe"
Girl2: "werd, man. dude."

[The girls hike up mountains and have rich men fly their private planes to the 'Far away lands' that inhabits the boys. Once there the girls will be able to set up tent and stratagize their next lethal move.]

Girl1: "got monster?"
girl2: "got her!"
Girl1: "come on... come get the cupcake.."
Girl2: "I see the boys!"

[girl1 throws the cupcakes and it lands perfectly in the lap of boy1. The fattie plunges at the cupcke and in a moments time the chocolate forsting was being lick off of the boys lips. passionaly they started making looooooove]

boy: "Hey. This aint so bad."
boy2: "I guess its right what they say: 'he bigger the cushion. the Better the pushin.'"
Boy: "I feel like a donut after a long nights sleep"

[In the end the boys ended up liking the fat chicks more then the skinny girls. Soon Fatties had taken over the world. The hotties died single..childless.. the world... an uglier place.]

Girl1: "int that a bitch."

coolkate @ 2006-01-04T00:01:00

2006-01-04T05:19:15Z

Im a rapper. listen to thiz.

Wheres my snare??
Once upon a Tuesday we were gettin' ill.
Took a drug called Vicodon. Its a pill.
Picking up weed? I thow down a bill.
ya' cause' thats how we get down yo.

I pull out my four-zero.
Drug dealaz' are my hero.
five Oh! I gotz no fear-ooo.
Yo, Whatchya got in that jug, nigger?

too be continued......dun dun dunnnnnnnn.

kaci y' kate.

coolkate @ 2006-01-03T23:58:00

2006-01-04T05:01:45Z

One time. I sat here and worte the funnies tplay ever.. and then I accidently deleted it.

that was right now. and im pissed.

Damn you Chuck Norris.

coolkate @ 2005-12-12T01:42:00

2005-12-12T06:47:36Z

Its late.
I have to work tom.
but I cant fall asleep.

I cant wait till Christmas.
Im spending this weekend in Boston with Chris.
Sheraton. museum of Fine Arts. Science Museum. Copley. Shopping. dinner. cute outfitts.
its cute. and it makes me smile.

Drunken Aeonflux with Kaci was fun. trucking out in a snow storm with beer and gummy worms.

My mom found an empty bag of weed in my laundry.
My only response was "Too bad its not full"

I cant wait until all my friends are back for vacation. this means parties and seeing the people I love the most.
<3

coolkate @ 2005-12-07T13:35:00

2005-12-07T18:37:40Z

Last night I reeaallyyy wanted to go to 80s night.
a box of wine was purchased.
friends were coming.
i looked cute.

but, not eating+ a box of wine = Me not remembering the night, but, not making it inside Hell.

and waking up this morning feeling like death beat me unconcious.

coolkate @ 2005-12-03T11:09:00

2005-12-03T16:15:15Z

Today is my day off.
Shopping with mom.
Visiting Kaci at work.
Cheesecake factory and LionKing with Chris.

Tuesday night I will be going to Hell. Im expecting good people to go!!! yes?

Kenny Pino's myspace made me addicted to Third Eye Blind-Deep inside of you.

I chopped my hair off.
Anyone who knows me, im sure, is not suprised..at all.

I dont want it to get any colder.
this was the most pointless entry.
Everyone go to eighties on Tuesday.

that is all.

coolkate @ 2005-11-26T14:05:00

2005-11-26T19:11:00Z

Dear Everyone.

I love having a job and not hating it. I love bringing home 600 paychecks and being able to buy everyone crazy Christmas gifts. I love buying my aunts Volvo suv. I love that Kyle made a beerpong table. I love playing beerpong. I love Chris. and every single one of his friends. I love Kaci. and how Chris' friends try to make out with her in dark rooms. I love Saturday being my day off and it consisting of Chris and I eating pizza rolls and Mike n Ikes and OnDemanding all day. I love how its ok for me to be drunk at all times. and also that Chris sells random TVs for bags of weed. Or that he got me Lion King tickets and that Cheesecake factory followed by Ppac is happening to my life next Sat. I love the coffee im drinking. and thanking the lord i no longer have to work at Starbucks. stupid green apron. I love that between about 8 people.. we consumed 4 30 racks yesterday.

I basically love a lot of things.

Love Kate.

coolkate @ 2005-11-03T12:32:00

2005-11-03T17:33:21Z

If anyone was wondering who has the best boyfriend in the whole entire world...

All signs point to me.

coolkate @ 2005-10-30T18:27:00

2005-10-30T23:35:20Z

Last night was amazing.
Chris and I threw a Holloween/KylesBirthday party.
We started it off by buying 40 nips and throwing them into the bath tub.
yes. Bobbing for nips.
Apples are overrated and wayy to healthy to come near me.
We drank. We smoked. We Rapped.
ate Nachos and Hotdogs.
My Brother was drunk.
It was amazing.
I put wayy to many candles on Kyles birthday cake.. they melted into eachother..catching on fire..and lighting the whole cake in flames.
then we threw it in Kyles face.
and continued to eat it off of his face.
but what do you expect from people with the munchies.
We had a popcorn fight.
I passed out fully clothed, and in need of someone to brief me of my night.
Thank god I have a best friend.. who was dressed as a mouse.. to take the funniest pictures ever.

I woke up to popcorn frosting and chips smushed into the carpet.
3 bags of bottles/cans.
4 full ashtrays.
and 3 Nips floating in the bathtub.
It was amazing.

coolkate @ 2005-10-26T19:37:00

2005-10-26T23:38:05Z

Im bored. and cold. and waiting for Kaci to get here. so we can leeeaaveee..

in the meantime.. its just me and Bud..Light.

coolkate @ 2005-10-20T02:02:00

2005-10-20T06:02:46Z

Also, I have never been so happy.

coolkate @ 2005-10-19T18:58:00

2005-10-19T23:03:41Z

Last night I inhaled absolutly no oxygen
This morning I woke up 10 times stupider.
yah. stupider.

First day at Starbucks. Im a Frappaccino making machine.
Oh, and its true.
The Green Apron looks reeall good on me.

Apparently when I spell things wrong in my entrys..
it upsets the super cool livejournal annonymous stalkers..
so, thanks to my new annoying spellchecker..

Today Is Wednesday.

oh. Coolest Idiot around mother effers.

ps. Jpel. I miss the mother fucking shit out of you!

coolkate @ 2005-10-17T01:40:00

2005-10-17T05:41:16Z

Tom. I will not be responsible and I will buy boots instead of paying my cell phone bill.

and that is that.

coolkate @ 2005-10-15T22:35:00

2005-10-16T02:38:47Z

Oh. and. umm. I dont want to babysitt anymore.
I got real fucked up earlier.
I passed my stateboards.
Which means I obviously am going to drink my ass off tonight.
Chris already picked me up Budlight and Limes.
and This makes me estatic.

I wish I knew how to work this high tech Tv.
Im stuck watching Sponge Bob.
and I hate this stupid yellow square.

I need to pay my cell phone bill.
or just buy a Nextel.
because either way.. I cant call out.

On that note. call me if you want to get fucked up with me.

<3

coolkate @ 2005-10-14T11:41:00

2005-10-14T15:44:07Z

I start at Starbucks on Wends.

I will now be entering the employment world..
and i havent been there for over a year.

but, i love coffee. and money. and green. so, i figure its a supurb choice for now?

I have my stateboards test tom. morning.
this means i will be pissing and moaning about it all day today.

and I just cracked my fingers real well.

Did you think I was smart?

2005-10-13T12:44:18Z

Yesterday. 12:25. I received a call for an interview at Starbucks.
its at 7:45.
I wake up super early after a late night at the Atmosphere show.
get to Tauton.
and. its. 7:45. at. night.
fuckers.

I love being a fucking idiot. oh, wait. no. no I do not.

on the other hand. I have the most amazing boy in my life who woke up before me and cooked me breakfast.
we are kind of too cute to handle.

As for tonight. its Thirsty Thurday.. which obviously means I will be spending it with Kaci.

oh, and the only things that are getting me through this weather are:
-my favorite scarf.
-my amazing rain boots.
-hot coffee.
-Alchohol of all kinds.
-kissing in the rain.
-extra cuddling via cold rooms and such.

and umm. my free Mocha coffee that I got as a 'you stupid fuck' prize before i left Starbuckers this am..

coolkate @ 2005-10-12T19:59:00

2005-10-13T00:08:11Z

Maybe your a piss drunk? maybe you live in Fall River? Maybe you need a "Fall River Piss Drunks" shirt? eh eh. maybe? I think you do. I have a pic of it on my myspace. check the fucker out. and be proud your life is now on a teeshirt.

coolkate @ 2005-10-11T04:02:00

2005-10-11T08:06:57Z

Last night was one of the funnest nights of my life.
Basically, im suprised Kaci and I are still alive.

We celebrated our life last night with a Mariah Carey Christmas CD.

I love Waking up to Chris in the morning.
im almost sure that nothing is better.

I still need to find a job.
& I still dont want to.

I took a 6 hour nap today.

Go buy tee shirts from here: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=4141237&Mytoken=12CB2BFC-10DD-9E12-ED65D8FD18DE5A2228720547

k.